Just hanging out...

Ok, so it took about a year but I've finally come to the conclusion that I can't wear skinny jeans or pants to work unless the top comes to mid-thigh. Even with dressy cigarette style pants I just feel strange with my bum hanging out! More accurately, I'm self-conscious about the thigh and crotch line! Sorry to be so crude, but there it is. So if in the morning if I'm delirious and try this manuever, please talk some sense into me. I spent all day tugging at my shirt trying to make it an inch longer!